Total Medals Earned: 148 (From 27 different games.) Total Medal Score: 2,575 Points
Medals Earned: 4/19 (70/485 points)
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Lick the Jawbreaker Completely
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Medals Earned: 13/16 (70/90 points)
Thanks for purchasing our new OS!
"There's nobody here."
Monkeh, monkeh.
Don't harass me its just a reference!
See your new pet fish!
Ur PC is slow
You don't have one.
Medium Ham is only limited to playing 1 video.
Purchase an item!
He watches...
Uh oh!
Keep it clean and sweep up those mines!
Think, just have a little time to think about some stuff...
RIP Shrek 9/11/01
Medals Earned: 11/13 (55/115 points)
Load the game
defeat the woman 10 times
defeat the woman with covfefe
play computer with the woman
Cool the woman down a bit with the fan
Watch all animations
press play on the main menu
Punch the woman in the head
stab woman
shoot woman, you fucking freak
put away important documents with the woman
defeat the woman 1000 times
defeat the woman 100 times
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/30 points)
Get PowerAid
Choose MERCY on Gorilla
Kill Gorilla
Make a great comment to a BBS post
Medals Earned: 5/6 (50/55 points)
Beat 1 Level
Beat 5 Levels
Beat 10 Levels
Beat the Game
Press "M" on the Title Screen
Press "F" on the Title Screen
Medals Earned: 2/5 (10/95 points)
Play the game.
Make a level in the level editor.
Finish world 1.
Finish world 2
Finish world 3.
Medals Earned: 1/6 (25/300 points)
Start the game
Find the hammer
Hit some poop with the hammer
Hit a dead person with the hammer
Exterminate four ants
Kill Peter The Ant (That's the end of the game)
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
Beat the game.
Medals Earned: 7/12 (85/330 points)
Press the scam button
Take candy from a baby
Win a cockfight
Listen to a voicemail
Buy a dancing frog
Lose the game
Pay 5 weeks worth of rent
Change your desktop background
Upgrade the cosmetics tab
Get 30 points in Flappy Butterfly
Pay 8 weeks worth of rent
Unlock hidden files
Medals Earned: 5/10 (55/290 points)
Crush yourself with a rock, you must.
Learn a valuable lesson about fire safety.
It's a long way down.
Run out of time.
Become king of the schoolyard.
Get creative with fishing.
Obtain the ultimate weapon.
Kill everyone.
Ruin everyone's life without killing anything.